1. We’re too different to live together: women love people and
relationships, men love objects (like cars, houses, gadgets, game
consoles etc), a man’s lot is his career, a woman’s is marriage
(according to the curse after the fall of man), women are indirect, men
are always direct, men want sex before they develop feelings for women,
women can’t have sex without emotional attachment first (unless they are
whores , even if they are whores lols), a man wants to have sex, a
woman wants to make love (I swear she doesn’t even mind just cuddling),
men see having dinner as a time to quench hunger, women see having
dinner as time for bonding, let me continue?
A married man without money feels unfulfilled, a wealthy woman
without a man feels similarly, I can go on and on! But no time, my
point, you need a lot of patience, tolerance, understanding, endurance,
compromise etc to survive in marriage. But life is too short, stay
single and be free to be yourself or get married and spend the rest of
your life struggling to be another person. Continue reading, this is
just one of seven.
2. Love doesn’t exist: if you intend to stake your future with a
woman on an emotion as erratic as love, then you need to have your head
examined. Love is an emotional convulsion which, like other sicknesses,
are recovered from with time. Experience has thought me that a woman’s
love is only skin deep, but you can accentuate it with money. Oh how
women react to the smell of cash. Bleep love and go make some muller.
3. You don’t need a child: the world will remember you by the kids
you left behind. That’s a big fat lie!! You don’t need a carbon copy of
yourself roaming the earth after your demise to ensure your immortality.
Instead, the world will remember you by the feats you surmounted! Obama
will be remembered not as the father of, I don’t even know his child’s
name and I don’t give a fvck bout it! But as the first black US
President. Mother Theresa never had a child, Einstein’s legacy is not
his kids but his discoveries. My point! You are not remembered by the
kids you had but the records you set. But if you badly want a kid, adopt
one, or get a baby mama and impregnate her but never, never get married
just to have kids. marriage is too great a price to pay.
4. There is absolutely nothing new marriage has to offer you: just be
honest with yourself. A family? You already belong to one (or do you
think you just appeared out of thin air?), love? Your mother loves you
like die, trust moi. A woman to manage your home? Get a maid! pay her
well and she will manage your home without complications like
disrespecting you, PMS, etc. Sex? Gone are the days men marry for sex
ooo!!! Sex is damn cheap, you don’t need marriage to enjoy it. By the
way, what makes you think getting married entitles you to sex when you
want it, ie, if at all?? U never jam female Hitler. Continue reading,
I’m not even close to the end.
5. Marriage is expensive: a woman’s problems end when she gets
married (at least on financial level), while a man’s problems just
begin. Most ladies don’t have plans of making money (some stop after
getting married). For a woman, after graduating from University, a
husband is top on d list above a job ie, if a job is on the list. Guys,
stay alone and worry for one.
Apart from financially, marriage drains you emotionally. You have to
deal with a partner suffering from PMS five days in a month for life
(by the time she reaches menopause, you’d be probably dead) and when she
ain’t suffering PMS, its worse cos she is pregnant!! Don’t forget
regular mood swings, test games, among other complicated female
emotional ailments. Plus wait till you get divorced before you know how
much financially and emotionally expensive marriage could be. That
brings us to…
6. It may end up in divorce: possible causes of divorce. She gains
weight, sex with one person for years gone stale and boring, the love
(or whatever dumbass name you call it) fades, you want a new woman, (men
are polygamous by nature, hard truth. Deal with it), she is no longer
the woman you married, (true, women do change after marriage for many
reasons, that is story for another day), you cheat on her, she cheats on
you, many many more. Don’t scar yourself with a painful divorce. Stay
single and happy.
7. You get to focus on your dreams without distractions. Like I said
earlier, a man’s career is his lot (or curse). As s man if you haven’t
got a successful career, you will probably die unhappy and unproductive.
The compromise you have to make to keep her happy will slowpoke you
from achieving your dreams to the fullest. Pleasing a woman and pursuing
your dreams are mutually exclusive. don’t get married.
Disclaimer : its ironic when people say honesty is a virtue yet can’t bear to hear (or read) the truth.
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